Well set in the center of Lisbon, We Hate F Tourists provides air-conditioned rooms, a garden, free WiFi and a shared lounge. Featuring a 24-hour front desk, this property also provides guests with a terrace. The property has nightclub and a shared kitchen. All guest rooms include bed linen. Popular points of interest near the hostel include Rossio Square, Dona Maria II National Theater and Commerce Square. The nearest airport is Humberto Delgado, 3.7 miles from We Hate F Tourists, and the property offers a paid airport shuttle service.

Couples in particular like the location – they rated it 8.7 for a two-person trip.

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Property highlights

Located in the real heart of Lisbon, this property has an excellent location score of 8.8!


Availability

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Property practices

This property told us they've implemented certain practices across some or all of these categories: waste, water, energy and greenhouse gases, destination and community, and nature.
Guest reviews

Categories:

Staff
9.7
Facilities
9.1
Cleanliness
9.2
Comfort
9.1
Value for money
9.1
Location
8.8
Free WiFi
9.3
High score for Lisbon
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See what guests loved the most:

  • Chandra
    United Arab Emirates United Arab Emirates
    Wonderful customer service especially would like to thank Julie and Sasha and my bartender friend . Thanks again Julie for your wonderful service stay blessed
  • Erik
    Netherlands Netherlands
    The friendly staff did everything to make me feel at home and help me, even though I stayed just a short night on a stopover. I definitely hope to come back someday when I spend more days in Lisbon.
  • Sam
    Qatar Qatar
    We liked how everything was clean and smelled great! Plus, the view that you get from the terrace is just breathtaking.

Area info

Amenities of We Hate F Tourists
Great facilities! Review score, 9.1

Most popular amenities
  • Parking
  • Free WiFi
  • Airport shuttle
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • 24-hour front desk
  • Terrace
  • Elevator
  • Garden
  • Bar
Bathroom
  • Toilet paper
  • Toilet
  • Hairdryer
  • Shower
Bedroom
  • Linens
Outdoors
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Sun deck
  • Terrace
  • Garden
Kitchen
  • Shared kitchen
Activities
  • Live music/Performance
  • Tour or class about local culture
    Additional charge
  • Happy hour
    Additional charge
  • Themed dinners
    Additional charge
  • Bar crawls
    Additional charge
  • Evening entertainment
  • Nightclub/DJ
  • Entertainment staff
  • Game room
Food & Drink
  • Snack bar
  • Bar
Internet
WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.
Parking
Public parking is available at a location nearby (reservation is not possible) and costs € 1.20 per hour.
  • Street parking
Services
  • Daily housekeeping
  • Shared lounge/TV area
  • Concierge
  • Tour desk
  • Airport shuttle
    Additional charge
  • 24-hour front desk
Front Desk Services
  • Invoice provided
Entertainment & Family Services
  • Board games/Puzzles
  • Board games/puzzles
Safety & security
  • Fire extinguishers
  • CCTV outside property
  • CCTV in common areas
  • Smoke alarms
  • Key card access
  • 24-hour security
  • Safe
General
  • Carbon monoxide detector
  • Designated smoking area
  • Air conditioning
  • Elevator
  • Heating
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Iron
Accessibility
  • Upper floors accessible by elevator
Languages Spoken
  • English
  • Spanish
  • Portuguese

House rules

We Hate F Tourists takes special requests – add in the next step!

Check-in

From 3:00 PM to 12:00 AM

Check-out

From 12:00 AM to 12:00 PM

 

Cancellation/
prepayment

Cancellation and prepayment policies vary according to accommodations type. Please enter the dates of your stay and check what conditions apply to your preferred room.

Children & Beds

Child policies

Children of all ages are welcome.

To see correct prices and occupancy info, add the number and ages of children in your group to your search.

Crib and extra bed policies

0 - 2 years
Extra bed upon request
€ 15 per child, per night
Crib upon request
€ 10 per child, per night
3 - 12 years
Extra bed upon request
€ 15 per child, per night
13+ years
Extra bed upon request
€ 15 per person, per night

Prices for cribs and extra beds aren't included in the total price. They'll have to be paid for separately during your stay.

The number of extra beds and cribs allowed depends on the option you choose. Check your selected option for more info.

All cribs and extra beds are subject to availability.

No age restriction

There's no age requirement for check-in

Pets

Pets are not allowed.

Groups

When booking more than 8 rooms, different policies and additional supplements may apply.

Maestro Mastercard Visa Cash We Hate F Tourists accepts these cards and reserves the right to temporarily hold an amount prior to arrival.

The fine print
Must-know information for guests at this property

When booking 8 rooms or more, different policies and additional supplements may apply.

Please inform We Hate F Tourists of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation.

License number: 85993/AL

FAQs about We Hate F Tourists

  • Check-in at We Hate F Tourists is from 3:00 PM, and check-out is until 12:00 PM.

  • We Hate F Tourists offers the following activities/services (charges may apply):

    • Game room
    • Evening entertainment
    • Tour or class about local culture
    • Nightclub/DJ
    • Themed dinners
    • Entertainment staff
    • Live music/Performance
    • Bar crawls
    • Happy hour

  • The prices at We Hate F Tourists may vary depending on your stay (e.g. dates, hotel's policy etc.). To see prices, enter your dates.

  • We Hate F Tourists is 0.6 miles from the center of Lisbon. All distances are measured in straight lines. Actual travel distances may vary.